I’m MaryKate. I’m 18. I’m from Cleveland, Ohio. I make people uncomfortable. I like cake.Tumblr (3.0; @tumbeyonce)http://tumbeyonce.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/14f0a847551ad3f6c044d2a6d066c56c/tumblr_mlhzkhTt6P1qgxnt4o1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alexanderperchov.tumblr.com/post/48348086780/well-thats-the-best-news-ive-gotten-all-day" target="_blank">alexanderperchov</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>well that’s the best news i’ve gotten all day</p> </blockquote>http://tumbeyonce.tumblr.com/post/51197566580http://tumbeyonce.tumblr.com/post/51197566580Thu, 23 May 2013 22:45:47 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/852087cff66c7f369b518fc78c0d0caf/tumblr_mn26bmov8s1qa1iiqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://tumbeyonce.tumblr.com/post/51153059957http://tumbeyonce.tumblr.com/post/51153059957Thu, 23 May 2013 11:53:09 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b09926c64109ddc916d7364fad6c5625/tumblr_mn0n2hjtGy1r3mh0to1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://tumbeyonce.tumblr.com/post/51119962543http://tumbeyonce.tumblr.com/post/51119962543Wed, 22 May 2013 22:38:55 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f02c91eeaf920accf31c59c1049374aa/tumblr_mn3m93DDlv1qdhfhho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.artchipel.com/post/51063353312/judith-braun-fingering-8-detail-drawn-on" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">artchipel</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://judithannbraun.com/" target="_blank">Judith Braun</a> - Fingering #8 (detail). Drawn on wall with fingers dipped in charcoal, 8’x8’x2’ (2012)</p></blockquote>http://tumbeyonce.tumblr.com/post/51075404300http://tumbeyonce.tumblr.com/post/51075404300Wed, 22 May 2013 12:05:12 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3dpt0dnCV1rnllt7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://tumbeyonce.tumblr.com/post/51075365124http://tumbeyonce.tumblr.com/post/51075365124Wed, 22 May 2013 12:04:26 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/299f753e4c045c4a16745ede8549f982/tumblr_mmsx1gSEzm1qgufnko1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/eacbc083b595056339efd6bd68db0b14/tumblr_mmsx1gSEzm1qgufnko2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bd3f43ae907130e114b6beb7f0035530/tumblr_mmsx1gSEzm1qgufnko3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8e7d8ff3eef6242e5af68ef10169abd7/tumblr_mmsx1gSEzm1qgufnko8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8acfacb6794908e675db8fd0312d6550/tumblr_mmsx1gSEzm1qgufnko4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/91412030aca80209cd4f88fcc7105f26/tumblr_mmsx1gSEzm1qgufnko9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e434dfb538fafa6a78da78422adc36c5/tumblr_mmsx1gSEzm1qgufnko7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fe2a55fa691ca6e32611ef29d6c373d6/tumblr_mmsx1gSEzm1qgufnko5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://liamdryden.tumblr.com/post/51069402749/tondalayo-foxes-enjoying-themselves-x-youre" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">liamdryden</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tondalayo.tumblr.com/post/50434209109/foxes-enjoying-themselves-x-youre-welcome" target="_blank">tondalayo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>foxes enjoying themselves (<a href="http://imgur.com/a/OJ49u#0" target="_blank">x</a>)</p> <p>you’re welcome</p> </blockquote> <p>i can’t deal with this</p></blockquote>http://tumbeyonce.tumblr.com/post/51075346157http://tumbeyonce.tumblr.com/post/51075346157Wed, 22 May 2013 12:04:06 -0400<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/tumbeyonce/51045788757/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_51045788757" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="225" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://doomf.tumblr.com/post/40384271197/this-video-is-the-reason-i-am-alive-today" target="_blank">doomf</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this video is the reason I am alive today</p> </blockquote>http://tumbeyonce.tumblr.com/post/51045788757http://tumbeyonce.tumblr.com/post/51045788757Tue, 21 May 2013 23:45:24 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fcdb5753b7bff62056aac3aa80c8a5e0/tumblr_mn62ngSzwn1rqgjz2o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://tumbeyonce.tumblr.com/post/51039814894http://tumbeyonce.tumblr.com/post/51039814894Tue, 21 May 2013 22:28:13 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-laughing-cactus.tumblr.com/post/50899390441/jaclcfrost-if-i-was-in-a-fictional-universe-i" target="_blank">the-laughing-cactus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jaclcfrost.tumblr.com/post/50870224574/if-i-was-in-a-fictional-universe-i-wouldnt-be-the" target="_blank">jaclcfrost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/baa8e54052bcf0a6870a46c1dc81cd80/tumblr_inline_mn3flxQdfO1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://tumbeyonce.tumblr.com/post/51039155754http://tumbeyonce.tumblr.com/post/51039155754Tue, 21 May 2013 22:20:24 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3b356d174eeb73121d71acc38e6fb3e1/tumblr_mh4dxjJ8c91rvn1zjo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://tumbeyonce.tumblr.com/post/50996819170http://tumbeyonce.tumblr.com/post/50996819170Tue, 21 May 2013 12:39:15 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thepasta-nerada.tumblr.com/post/47081317391/vvrathia-the-sexual-tension-when-u-and-ur-crush" target="_blank">thepasta-nerada</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vvrathia.tumblr.com/post/47053701228/the-sexual-tension-when-u-and-ur-crush-are-online" target="_blank">vvrathia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot</p> </blockquote> <p>and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like</p> </blockquote>http://tumbeyonce.tumblr.com/post/50987214582http://tumbeyonce.tumblr.com/post/50987214582Tue, 21 May 2013 09:19:19 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b058265f0a6eec1aec55b80908f69f02/tumblr_mi6c6kzJ1H1s5w12ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://tumbeyonce.tumblr.com/post/50870151703http://tumbeyonce.tumblr.com/post/50870151703Sun, 19 May 2013 21:19:27 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m87gkrtdpI1qh8n9ko1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://tumbeyonce.tumblr.com/post/50868528249http://tumbeyonce.tumblr.com/post/50868528249Sun, 19 May 2013 20:58:13 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://geometricdeathtrap.tumblr.com/post/50310975900/metallikato-generallegendary-metallikato" target="_blank">geometricdeathtrap</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://metallikato.tumblr.com/post/50135731267/generallegendary-metallikato-jewelstaites" target="_blank">metallikato</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://generallegendary.tumblr.com/post/50135350345/metallikato-jewelstaites-how-to-give-a-good" target="_blank">generallegendary</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://metallikato.tumblr.com/post/50135015602/jewelstaites-how-to-give-a-good-handjob-bop" target="_blank">metallikato</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jewelstaites.tumblr.com/post/48312176055/how-to-give-a-good-handjob-bop-it-pull-it-twist" target="_blank">jewelstaites</a><span>:</span></p> <blockquote> <p>how to give a good handjob</p> <ul><li>bop it</li> <li>pull it</li> <li>twist it</li> </ul></blockquote> <ul><li>harder</li> <li>better</li> <li>faster</li> <li>stronger </li> </ul></blockquote> <p>You pull your left hand in<br/>You pull your left hand out<br/>You pull your left hand in<br/>And you shake it all about!</p> </blockquote> <p>Cha cha real smooth</p> </blockquote> <p>none of you ever touch a penis</p> </blockquote>http://tumbeyonce.tumblr.com/post/50826628541http://tumbeyonce.tumblr.com/post/50826628541Sun, 19 May 2013 11:56:54 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jehovas-witness.tumblr.com/post/50183264613/internetexplorers-cheese3d-nothings-worse" target="_blank">jehovas-witness</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://internetexplorers.tumblr.com/post/50183086927" target="_blank">internetexplorers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cheese3d.tumblr.com/post/39154688980/nothings-worse-than-soft-grapes" target="_blank">cheese3d</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>nothings worse than soft grapes</p> </blockquote> <p>soft apples</p> </blockquote> <p>soft dicks</p> </blockquote>http://tumbeyonce.tumblr.com/post/50789169528http://tumbeyonce.tumblr.com/post/50789169528Sun, 19 May 2013 00:52:25 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6aae9abaa227c7066bccf6a5da595a17/tumblr_mmypntpzAZ1rqgjz2o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://tumbeyonce.tumblr.com/post/50688810831http://tumbeyonce.tumblr.com/post/50688810831Fri, 17 May 2013 20:22:13 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/17b78b2406d9ee2377e417b53b51dfa4/tumblr_mmup0sXTnd1qzw499o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://tumbeyonce.tumblr.com/post/50544498766http://tumbeyonce.tumblr.com/post/50544498766Wed, 15 May 2013 21:49:52 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7f19b8f8a9a3c15375f50f28218ab8e9/tumblr_mm1yzyGO4H1qjhksvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fuckyeahabandonedplaces.tumblr.com/post/50482863595/20130428-p1010913-jpg-by-adam-paiva-on-flickr" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">fuckyeahabandonedplaces</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/adampaiva/8691219588/" title="20130428-P1010913.jpg" target="_blank">20130428-P1010913.jpg</a> by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/adampaiva/" target="_blank">adam.paiva</a> on Flickr.</p></blockquote>http://tumbeyonce.tumblr.com/post/50503599741http://tumbeyonce.tumblr.com/post/50503599741Wed, 15 May 2013 12:45:02 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/31da429fd4074a8e382043b95ca26bd2/tumblr_mmqwp4iXDn1rd3lqpo4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7a1e12252ac2e34433651f1747aa6424/tumblr_mmqwp4iXDn1rd3lqpo6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fb879aa0c823c9a5384dcebb73906c39/tumblr_mmqwp4iXDn1rd3lqpo3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/13c4e9c6d479c6ff1c21fb64342d8223/tumblr_mmqwp4iXDn1rd3lqpo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f0cbe17310118ff2d861e6d343fc752d/tumblr_mmqwp4iXDn1rd3lqpo8_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2ae8027032271edd3d9d57b51f3ae3e9/tumblr_mmqwp4iXDn1rd3lqpo2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fed7b007229713804cb3130fcf443592/tumblr_mmqwp4iXDn1rd3lqpo7_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/aa7600ef21ba6ca5f8cd83369b5a20f2/tumblr_mmqwp4iXDn1rd3lqpo5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small>Cameron Frye, this one’s for you.</small></p> </blockquote>http://tumbeyonce.tumblr.com/post/50470148124http://tumbeyonce.tumblr.com/post/50470148124Tue, 14 May 2013 22:56:10 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3ebefb71bdd069443c33ea8f1d547544/tumblr_mmo4k4HSlk1qkgh4go2_r4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1445ab8330d6a453c4b9f8937eaeebdd/tumblr_mmo4k4HSlk1qkgh4go1_r5_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://tumbeyonce.tumblr.com/post/50442071429http://tumbeyonce.tumblr.com/post/50442071429Tue, 14 May 2013 16:45:45 -0400