Smorgasbord of Things I Like

May 22

artchipel:

Judith Braun - Fingering #8 (detail). Drawn on wall with fingers dipped in charcoal, 8’x8’x2’ (2012)

artchipel:

Judith Braun - Fingering #8 (detail). Drawn on wall with fingers dipped in charcoal, 8’x8’x2’ (2012)

(via liamdryden)

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May 21

[video]

(Source: beyonce)

the-laughing-cactus:

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

image

(via prestonhymas)

(Source: joannawitek, via david)

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

(Source: twoukofukawa, via fuckyeahunfunnythings)

May 19

(Source: ricin-beans, via bertwg97)

(Source: aquamirage, via bertwg97)

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

(via themagicmanatee)

jehovas-witness:

internetexplorers:

cheese3d:

nothings worse than soft grapes

soft apples

soft dicks

(via tyleroakley)

May 17

(Source: beyonce)

May 15

(via tyleroakley)

fuckyeahabandonedplaces:

20130428-P1010913.jpg by adam.paiva on Flickr.

fuckyeahabandonedplaces:

20130428-P1010913.jpg by adam.paiva on Flickr.